Intro: Kitty Humbug the cat...You can’t get much cooler than that

Verse I: Kitty Humbug is a poodle cat
Who could argue that...You know he’s looking phat
Sitting there in his Santa hat...Who would know he’s a shelter cat and
Kitty Humbug...he is all of that...and more

Chorus: Kitty Humbug the cat...You can’t get much cooler than that
Kitty Humbug the cat...It doesn’t get much better than that

Verse II: Kitty Humbug was a grouchy cat
He wasn’t treated well...Sad stories he could tell
Then an angel touched his heart...This grumpy kitty fell apart
Kitty Humbug made a brand new start...that night

Chorus: (repeat)

END: Kitty Humbug is the coolest cat (Who would argue that)
Kitty Humbug sure is looking phat (In his Santa hat)
Kitty Humbug was a shelter cat (Now he’s over that)
Kitty Humbug is a poodle cat (Who could argue that)
Kitty Humbug is the coolest cat...O-o-o-o-o